Rixton - Supermarket own-brand Maroon 5 (with spawn of Shane Richie on lead vocals)
Ariana Grande ft Iggy Azalea - tiresome tried and tested pop vocal vs rapper (female version)
Wil.i.am ft Cody wise - tiresome tried and tested pop vocal vs rapper (male version)
Ella Henderson - female vocalist clearly singing someone else’s song that it sounds like a cover
George Ezra - The token acoustic guitar led hit of the summer.
Nicole Scherzinger - Song released to prove that you’re more than just flogging yoghurts and hair products these days.
Jess Glynne - You might remember me with FT in front of my name (female version)
Ed Sheeran - Look at me! I’m now the acoustic guitar Justin Timberlake!
Oliver Heldens & Becky Hill - European house producer plus unknown (for now) female vocalist.
Sam Smith - You might remember me with FT in front of my name (male version)
"There’s a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
They’re all made out of ticky-tacky,
And they all look just the same.”