Not even a hundred elephants diagnosed with chronic diarrhoeal complaints would produce such a pile of shit as this song. Whoever downloaded this should be publicly named shamed and have their ears donated to medical science, as there is no other explanation in thinking this is actually a good song. It sounds like a parody of something that in itself is a half-hearted parody of someone pretending to be a boyband. This sounds like a brainstorming session of every cliché going and subsequently reading aloud what has been scribbled on the whiteboard and autotuned to sound like singing.
0.6% (and that’s only because amongst a sea of cliché is the word ‘consumed’ )